Craig and his wonderful list

rock closeupThe good thing about Craigslist: it's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: it's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.

Good or bad, we'll let you decide...

Don't give kittens to the Cookie Girl.

This person is looking for a pet rock: "must be good with kids and other pet rocks."

"I'm just a one stop shopping center of...pretty much any rambunctious hilarity you have in mind."

This, uh, filmmaker is looking for a "large" guy with a sense of humor.

This "sugar daddy" post sounds like a job listing.

"I am quite taken with you and would love to deliver to you ratures of sensual delight."

"I am here and am telling you that I may be convinced to let you come over with your rope."

This sounds like quite a car ride.

Him: "more Williamsburg than Washington Ave." Her: hungover. But interested.

Maybe the most meta Missed Connection ever.

Random items for sale

+ 700 vintage beer cans for $50

+ "numerous" pin ball machines

+ a vintage Pepsi vending machine that's been rigged to not require money

+ and a "lifesize" Cookie Monster that's a "priceless family heirloom"

Comments

Hmmm

There's more than one pinball machine on that list that I've fixed.

But alas, I think the domestic tranquility would be seriously compromised if I picked up yet another hobby...

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