Craig and his wonderful list

rooster headThe good thing about Craigslist: it's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations. The bad thing about Craigslist: it's a window into our fellow community members' wants, needs and aspirations.

Good or bad, we'll let you decide...

With snow emergencies come business opportunities.

"I have awesome, drama-free female friends who I am totally willing to pimp out ;-) And I'm an excellent wingman," she says.

Ladies, he'll take you to the strip club -- but you gotta pay for your own tips.

Maybe he's interested in buying the rest of her closet.

It seems like the book had good advice.

She probably didn't want to break her mother's back.

Money isn't the only thing that keeps people coming back to banks.

In a word: yes.

"Your naked body haunts my every waking moment." That must be... awkward?

"I am starting to suspect you of voicing your inner monologue about your chromosomally-challenged purebred Scottie, who looks both handsome and serious in his $3000 tartan sweater."

In retrospect, the fact that he wouldn't kiss her doesn't really seem so bad.

Bubba and his son probably don't want die there, either.

"'Turnkey' completion of your HW assignments, labs, and other take-home projects" is one way to put it.


Random items available

For free: a 150-year-old chicken coop

For free: 100 gallons of used frying oil ($30 if there's too much bull****)

For free: a "very handsome and friendly" rooster

For sale: "professional grade Spinning stainless steal" stripper pole ($600)

(Thanks Aaron, Amy and Erin!)

Flickr user Tennessee Wanderer

Comments

Aw, man! Bubba and his son have been flagged for removal. Have a screenshot?

That picture made me think this post was going in a COMPLETELY different direction.

Note to self: get your mind out of the gutter.

@StickFigureMan: Alas, we do not. But it was pretty straightforward: the poster wanted some trees removed and wanted professionals -- that is, they didn't want "Bubba and his son" to kill themselves in the person's yard.

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